I Just Wanted a Cup of Coffee

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I just wanted a cup of coffee - w4m (Dick's, Queen Ann)

You: a drunk Brit. Me: A very sober volunteer. Location: Dick's.

You gifted me with many beaded necklaces. I was the Queen of Sheba. I was afraid you were about to start multiple fights, but we turned it around every time.

You bought me coffee. I put your straw in your Diet Coke.

We walked out together to a sidewalk full of people getting naked.

I said "Cheers, we'll never meet again."

I just wanted to say thanks.

Also I DO NOT work for Facebook.

Have a wonderful life.