Shades of Blue wants to know...

are you a sexy brunette? athletic / fit? 

Response:

I am a brunette and I would call myself sexy but not athletic or fit. I'm regular size, if a bit short. Are you a Brit who was drunk in public?

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WHERE OH WHERE WILL THIS LEAD!!??

I Just Wanted a Cup of Coffee

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mis/4732410120.html

I just wanted a cup of coffee - w4m (Dick's, Queen Ann)

You: a drunk Brit. Me: A very sober volunteer. Location: Dick's.

You gifted me with many beaded necklaces. I was the Queen of Sheba. I was afraid you were about to start multiple fights, but we turned it around every time.

You bought me coffee. I put your straw in your Diet Coke.

We walked out together to a sidewalk full of people getting naked.

I said "Cheers, we'll never meet again."

I just wanted to say thanks.

Also I DO NOT work for Facebook.

Have a wonderful life.

A week of missed connections

Today I posted a "missed connections" ad to the Seattle craigslist, based on the hilarious and surreal experience I had whilst in search of coffee at 2 AM downtown.

I will post my ads and the most amusing responses here. One week. One real ad per day. Actual responses. Enjoy!